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The National Store
Novelty & entertainment item. Confers no legal rights, nationality, or financial value.
Citizenship
Citizenship of the Realm
Become one of only 500,000 citizens who will ever exist. Includes your official digital citizenship certificate, a unique citizen serial number, and a permanent entry in the National Registry.
Citizenship
Founding Citizenship (Serial #1–1000)
Reserved for the first one thousand citizens. Premium certificate art, Founding Citizen designation in the registry, and eternal bragging rights.
Noble Title
Title: Lord / Lady
A noble title of the Realm, recorded in the registry beside your name. Digital letters patent included.
Noble Title
Title: Baron / Baroness
An elevated peerage of the Realm with ornate letters patent. Limited to 5,000 holders.
Noble Title
Title: Count / Countess
A high peerage of the Realm. Limited to 500 holders.
Noble Title
Title: Duke / Duchess
The highest purchasable peerage. Only 50 will ever be granted.
Novelty Passport
Novelty Passport Booklet
A beautifully designed keepsake passport of the Realm. NOVELTY ITEM — clearly marked, not a travel or identification document.
Philately
First Issue Stamp Sheet
A collectible sheet of ten national postage stamps (cinderella stamps), first issue.
Mint
Founding Coin
A minted commemorative coin of the Realm. Stamped NOT LEGAL TENDER. Ships worldwide.
Land Registry
Royal Land Deed (1 m²)
A symbolic deed to one square meter of the Realm, with named coordinates and a public registry page. SYMBOLIC/NOVELTY INSTRUMENT.
High Office
Ministerial Appointment (1 year)
Be appointed Minister of a portfolio of your choosing for one year. Appointment scroll included. Limited to 200 sitting ministers.
High Office
Premium Seat in Parliament
Take a guaranteed seat in the Parliament of the Realm without standing for election. Strictly limited. Includes your name in the public Parliament roster and a sealed writ of summons. (Ceremonial novelty office — confers no real legislative or legal authority.)
Certificate
Knighthood of the Realm
Be dubbed a Knight or Dame of the Realm. Includes a sealed writ, entry in the Roll of Honour, and the right to the style Sir/Dame. (Ceremonial novelty honour — confers no legal title.)
Mint
Star of Merit (Medal)
A struck Star of Merit medal, shipped worldwide, with your name entered in the Roll of Honour. NOT LEGAL TENDER; a novelty honour.